Güero Real fired as Chivas de Gdl coach

Former Chivas USA coach Jose Luis Real is the latest former manager to be fired this week, as he was shown the door by Chivas de Guadalajara. We have the latest.

Vergara makes "Pirates of the Caribbean" crack

Chivas USA's former owner made an interesting comment about the failure of his old team on Thursday. We take him to task for his remark.

Rodriguez: Cubo might stay beyond June

Chivas USA president Nelson Rodriguez held a conference call Monday, and discussed the future of star Mexican striker Erick "Cubo" Torres. We have the latest.

Chivas ruin it for CUSA in the Desert Diamond Cup

Chivas USA finished second in group play at the Desert Diamond Cup -- so they're on to the title game Saturday! Not so fast...another Chivas team has usurped them. We go over the news.

Chivatown Post-Mortem Edition

Much went wrong in between the beginning and the end of Chivas USA. We discuss some of the reactions emerging from the news, and ponder what might have been.

The lowlights: 10 awful moments in Vergara era

With the news that Jorge Vergara is out as Chivas USA owner, we go over some of the worst moments in his tenure in charge of the club.

Commentary: Goodbye fútbol, hello normalcy

New contributor Eric Bobadilla gives his take on the Chivas USA sale to Major League Soccer Thursday, including considerations for the 2014 roster.

Garber: CUSA discrimination lawsuits "resolved"

During a conference call Thursday, MLS Commissioner Don Garber acknowledged a discrimination lawsuit filed against Chivas USA had been "resolved." We go over the latest.

ESPN reporting Chivas USA could be sold

ESPN reported Wednesday that Chivas USA could be sold. We go over the report, and urge caution in believing it's going to happen at this point.

Jorge Vergara confirms possible CUSA rebrand

Chivas USA owner Jorge Vergara confirmed the club is looking into the possibility of rebranding the team. We go over the latest on the developing story.


Rebrand coming? Two new trademarks filed

The Goat Parade has learned that a company that appears to be associated with Chivas USA has applied for three trademarks on two new names and logos. We go over the news.

Potential loophole closing on MLS loans?

Alexi Lalas tweeted out some MLS roster rule information that is pretty interesting regarding loans. We go over the info and discuss what it means to a club like Chivas USA.

Why the LA Gunners rumor is (probably) made up

Rumors have been swirling in recent days that, among other things, Stan Kroenke is looking to bring a "LA Gunners" team to MLS. We go over the rumor and poke holes in it, while acknowledging that it is not inconceivable.

Paco Palencia named Chivas USA Sporting Director

Chivas USA announced in a press conference Tuesday that Paco Palencia has been named Sporting Director of the club, effectively reinstating him to the position he departed in November. Meanwhile, he also has the same job in Guadalajara.

CUSA to name coach sometime this month

Chivas USA have been without a coach for 40 days, and will go a bit longer, as reports say a coach will be named within next two weeks.

Herrero named Chivas sporting president

Chivas de Guadalajara has named Juan Manuel Herrero sporting president, which raises the question of whether he will be involved with Chivas USA, and if not, exactly who will be.

Dennis te Kloese fired by Chivas

Chivas de Guadalajara and Chivas USA fired sporting president Dennis te Kloese Monday. We go over the news.

Garber: Chivas USA won't be contracted or moved

MLS Commissioner Don Garber spoke about Chivas USA Thursday, saying there was "no chance" the team would be contracted or moved. We discuss that and other remarks he made on the future of the club.

CUSA should learn from Sporting KC's success

WIth Sporting Kansas City set to host MLS Cup this weekend, we compare that club's turnaround in recent years to the situation facing a struggling Chivas USA.

Who will be Chivas USA's next coach?

With Chivas USA once again without a coach, we go through some possible names, drawn out of thin air, just to see who could work.

Ortega named Director of Sporting Dev. at Chivases

Freshly fired Chivas de Guadalajara coach Juan Carlos Ortega was named Director of Sporting Development at Chivas USA and Chivas de Guadalajara Monday. We go over the news and wonder what that title actually means.

CUSA looking for head coach, once again

Jose Luis Real was announced as the latest Chivas de Guadalajara coach Monday, meaning Chivas USA are without a coach once again.

Palencia goes back to Gdl, CUSA jobs remain open

Chivas de Guadalajara rearranged their front office this week, and it affected Chivas USA, as Paco Palencia was sent back to Mexico. We go over the news, and what comments made Thursday about the team could mean upon further inspection.

Least valuable: CUSA last in Forbes' MLS valuation released an article Wednesday discussing the valuation of all 19 MLS clubs. We go over the dismal numbers for Chivas USA, and what they mean for the club's future.

Palencia says no decision made about CUSA coach

Chivas USA's coaching situation is unsettled at the moment. We have the latest on the rumor Paco Palencia is set to replace Jose Luis Real.

Report: Güero Real out, Paco Palencia in as coach

A new report out of Mexico claims Chivas USA coach Jose Luis Real has returned to Mexico, along with several players, and former player and current executive Paco Palencia will be the next coach. We go over the report and Palencia's experience.

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